you know, because we can just leave…

So this lady came in by herself to eat.

She was all panicky and didn’t want her ticket to be over $10. (came out to $10.03)

She insisted that she get 1 pancake and grits and eggs and sausage.

She said that what I offered her wasn’t good enough and she needed all this in one meal.

She finally settled for the smokehouse breakfast and no pancake.

She got up and left. Crossed silverware on the plate and everything.

SHE CLEANED HER PLATE.

So the next table even saw her go outside and we cleaned the table off. I mean when someone leaves we clean the table.

She came back inside like 5 minutes later mad because all of her stuff was gone. 

DUH IT WAS GONE, YOU GOT UP TO LEAVE!! THIS IS A BUSY RESTAURANT, WE DON’T HOLD PLACES WHEN YOU GET UP TO LEAVE!!

So she got mad that we didn’t know that she was coming back…um she didn’t tell anyone she was coming back. (she went outside to get a phone charger like we had an outlet for her to use or something)

So the new manager went and talked to her and we got her more grits even though she had eaten all of her food.

So when she got up again to go to the bathroom, the managers made sure no one bussed her table.

A few minutes later she came back and said, oh never mind I’m leaving now.

The new manager was pissed!!

The new manager ended up paying for her food and the bitch still didn’t tip me.

If you are that tight for $10 don’t go out to eat at my job.

Go to a fucking McDonald’s and get a McGriddle combo.

Shit.

Yesterday a guest of mine had a full mustache and beard.

A woman today had chest hair.

Not to mention the woman with the chest hair had a bad lacefront.

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(Not the woman, but you get the point)

This always happens to me.

I get the strangest guests.

What do you think?

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